Friday, May 25, 2007

American greetings.

>You're a piece of work! I'm sitting here drooling over the chocolate = >wearable clothing. Gotta go home and get a piece of that special dark.

Plow & Hearth

>I still ahvent got my throw pillows what is going on?

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Sears

sears.com
Sorry, I will not be going to any Sears events or spending any
money at Sears at all until CBS renews the series Jericho for another
season.

Sincerely
>Hello: Thanks for the upddate. I do have a beef, however.
>
>We have paid into this calling fund just a couple of times, yet never = >used it. There are two reasons:
>
>1. It is often the male of a couple who is given personal instruction = >in using this feature; > >2. While you happily accept our payment for telephone time in advance, = >there is no prior notice BEFORE the minutes run out. Consequently we = >have never used the phone in our vehicle despite having paid into the = >"fund". >

>You might consider making some changes to plug these omissions. >
>Thanks for the ear.

Sears

> >Thank you for contacting electmovement.com > >We are sorry to say this email address is cancelled due to over quota of SPAM emails. > >If you know how to contact jeremy, then contact him through other means. If not, you can get in touch with him via: www.myspace.com/jmiah143 > >Thank you :)

Sears

Remember, JESUS LOVES YOU so very much !!

1800flowers

>have you stupid fuckers shoved these flowers up your great big collective >ass yet? if not, then why?

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

American Greetings

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Vistaprint

>Thank you for contacting me through HandsInMotion.info! I will be happy to reply by email within 24 hours.

Vistaprint

>PEACE! AND THANKS FA HITTIN KHAOS....THE FUNKY LIL CHEESE DOODLE OF THE PHUKBOIZ...IM GONNA MAKE SURE I GET BACK TO YOU A.S.A.P YA COMMMENTZ N QUESTIONZ R IMPROTANT TO ME SO, B EXPECTING YA RESPONSE!! PEACE

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Sears

>We ordered a swimming pool about 2 weeks ago.=C2=A0 It was to be delivered.= >=C2=A0 We have not heard anything yet.=C2=A0 What's the status?

Neiman Marcus

emailwtf? should I do with this? oh and thanks for = >signing me up to victoria secrets got my catalog yesterday.....god those = >babies are hot!!!!!!!1

Neiman Marcus

>Fire!! >How much is it? $410

Neiman Marcus

>Fire!! >How much is it? $410

Neiman Marcus

>I gotta say that I'm not crazy about this dress. It's probably my >least favorite. The pattern is mediocre and the seam around the >busline doesn't seem well-done. Eh...On a scale from 1 to 10, I give >it a 4.
>
>Rebekah

Newport News

Thanks "friend"!!!

Nordstrom

Hallo nordstrom =0D > =0D >Please office must come to me home book new catalogs nordstrom when?=0D

Teleflora

>Do y'all offer the pot o piss bouquet? What is the price delivered to = >Brandon, IA?

Teleflora

>time to grow up and be an adult

Vitamin Shoppe

>I have received your message.
>
>They may forget what you say ,but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Golf.com

here is a golf email that comes to me for some strange reason.

Neiman Marcus

>I willl be at the National Stationery Show in NYC for the rest of the week >and
>I will be back in the office on Tuesday 5-22.

FlyBE

>Thanks=20for=20your=20email > >I=20am=20currently=20on=20Paternity=20Leave.=20Please=20contact=20my=20col= >league=20in=20Creative=20Richard=20Cope=20on

Vistaprint

>Dear
>
>How are you doing? I hope you are doing wonderful. Well, I’m going to get
>right to the point.
>
>I am a single parent on a mission – to pay for my child’s Individualize
>Tutoring Program, which cost almost $6,000. My child is academically 2
>years behind grade level. I’ve decided to use Pre-Paid Legal as one of my
>target ways to get the funds needed to bring him up to grade level within
>the next school year.
>
>Even if it means begging - to get the help my child needs.
>
>Now, you are wondering how you can help…. By becoming a part of Pre-Paid
>Legal membership and maintaining that membership for at least 4 months and
>actually using it.
>
>The cost is as little as $2.50 per day.
>The cost is as little as $2.50 per day. > >For more information and to join online today visit. >www.PrePaidLegal.com/biz/cynthiamills (small business owners) >www.PrePaid Legal.com/info/cynthiamills (family plan)

Vistaprint

>
>VISTAPRINT,
>
>I can only pay with Debit card or else you send me a Payment Giro for me to fill and pay. Thks. I do not believe in the security of Credit Cards and hence do not transact with any!

Monday, May 21, 2007

Horchow

>Thanks. I entered, although I can't say it's one of my favorite stores. Too snooty for me. I guess I'm just not gay enough! :)
>
>This horrible year seems to go on and on. Now my boss has been diagnosed with breast cancer and will probably have to have a mastectomy. She's got large breasts and I think they've always been her pride and joy. She's having a tough time with it.
>
>I'm so glad we have the cruise coming. I really want to get away.

Horchow

It's really cute. I didn't realize you could only buy it today, and I had to go the doctors, go see my tutor, stop at my mom's, go to Trader Joe's and then home to get Phil off the bus.
Sorry!

1-800-flowers; 30 Peruvian Lilies and FREE vase for only $34.99

>Thank you baby!!
>
>=20
>
>I love you always!! >
>=20
>
>BTW - This is my other email address also XXXXXX@hotmail.com

Horchow

>Robin,
>Oh my gosh.... I have the pattern marked to show you tomorrow from
>Kookoobearkids.com. I love it! I just want a little of the pattern - not too
>babyish with all the vintage pattern. Kookoobearkids.com catalog show it
>nicer with more red and blue(with the same color paint as Raymond's room).
>They also have some really cool vintage prints and bathroom accessories to
>carry the them into his bathroom. See you tomorrow at 2.
>
>I saw some nice girl's bedding at Fortunoff yesterday - they have a few >really nice already made bedding. >

Horchow

>Michelle, >
>Are we thinking for the master bath or outside or what? >
>I like both of them, but the cheetah is funkier, don't you think? >

Friday, May 18, 2007

Neiman Marcus

>I love it more than the other one and i can see you rocking it too. I >went to Macy's last nite yo they have soem nice dress

Neiman Marcus

It is kinda like vegas with a beach

drugstore.com

>Do you sell ephedrine hcl? If you do not sell ephedrine, do you
>know a good place to buy it?

Newport News

HELLO!
>
> Could you please have this order delivered to the Back Porch, under the Mailbox? > The shipping address is still the same. Thank You in advance for your acknowledgement > of my request.

Nordstrom

>DEAR SIR,
>
>WE ARE DEALING WITH GARMENTS BUSINESS IN BANGLADESH AND WE CAN PROVIDE YOU
>YOUR BRANDED GARMENTS MAINTAINING GOOD QUALITY AND COMPLIANCE WITH YOUR >PRODUCTS QUALITY.
>
>KINDLY GIVE US A CHANCE TO SUPPLY YOUR RECOMENDED GARMENTS TO FULL FIL YOUR
>SATISFACTION. IF YOU THINK PLS SEND YOUR SPECIFICATION SHEET, QUANTITY AND
>PORT OF DELIVERY. SO, WE CAN QUOTE OUR VERY COMPETITIVE PRICE.
>
>BEST REGARDS,

Nordstrom

>Hi Amy,
>
>Thanks for the dircetions.
>
>Bill and I are planning to get to East Greenbush in the late afternoon.
>Katie said that you and Derrick were planning a cookout or something for =
>dinner that night. I would like to bring cookies and icecream if it is =
>okay. Let us know what time you want us to come over, and if there is =
>anything else we can bring.
>Can't wait to see everyone.
>Love to you,
XX D

Nordstrom

>I was very disappointed with the new Nordstrom Fashion Rewards program. I >was issued a level two card that was $146.00 short of being a level three! >If you were to count my cash purchases and American Express purchases, etc >than I would have well exceeded the $10,000 amount or the $146.00 that I was >short. I have been a loyal Nordstrom shopper and am quite offended that I am >put in the same category as those that spend only $2,000! >I was very instrumental in getting the Nordstrom store located in Galleria >at Tyler rather than Moreno Valley. I collected signatures, etc and presented >them to the City for approval. Moreno Valley & Riverside both wanted the >store location but fortunately the Riverside area won out! I am so upset with >the level you have given me that I am considering closing my Nordy visa and >shopping at the new Bloomingdale's recently opened at South Coast Plaza. It >is a great store and I am in Orange County often so the distance would not be >a problem. If I had not exceeded the $10,000 than I would understand it but >I used our company American Express for Christmas gifts and also paid cash >that put me well over the level two! >Sincerely, >
XXXXXXXX

Onstar

>Awesome!!!!!! I really enjoyed it. My guess is that is going to be a hit. The baby hit an emotional chord with me. Thank you.

Borders Intl.

>Hi
>How do you enrol in magic school?
>Thanks!
>Irum

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Poeple.com

>bon jovi have anice day ps a reality story i have to reach bon jovi plewse = >email myself back truth be told sabation bach and karen james a realkity st= >ory insane looking in my court papers false doucamtions

People.com

thank you for sending me the kate walsh was ingaged message i really appreci= >ate it .

Khoub.com

What time is it? Do you think the boys are too young?

DallasNews.com

>Is this for woman only?=20

Horchow

Karen, I have had my eye on this console for the past 2 years! Do you think this could work in our dining room or is it too heavy?

Liz Outlet

>I do not work on cmapus during the SUMMER.
>Except for a class on Tuesday night -I intend to be at the BEACH as much
>as possible.
>I hope you will enjoy your summer too

Liz Clairborne

>stop e-mailing my i am a boy.

Neiman Marcus

>beautiful, but think of the bra, and how satin looks on your body

Neiman Marcus

>Nice work buddy! Check the men's dept. BFF ~DC

Neiman Marcus

>This is cute but maybe a little stark for a wedding dress.

Borders

dont you dear rit my anything e-mail agian sucker

Borders

>I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR LARGE ADS FEATURING THE BOOK WITH WITCH CRAFT
> PLEASE DISCONTINUE THIS
> IF YOU CANNOT
> I WILL CANCEL MY MEMBERSHIP IN YOUR REWARDS CLUB
> I WILL BUY MY BOOKS ELSEWHERE
>
> SINCERELY,
> RACHEL STONELAKE

Borders

>Once again=2C I receive an email with coupons for almost everything EXCE=
>PT coffee purchases=2E > =
>
>Why do you discriminate against your coffee drinking customers

Borders

>Hi San--will try to get the pizzas
>The weather forecast for Lawrence is:
>Fri high 76/low 55
>Sat--high 80 low 60
>Sun High 81/low 64
>See you Friday my dear