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CompUSA

>CompUSA E-Mailthanks for the heads-up, but by 6pm friday, i'm gonna have my >feet up, with an adult beverage watching a good movie.... > >;-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

CompUSA

"Sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue."

Drugstore.com

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! MY HUSBAND IS DEAD BECAUSE OF COMPANIES LIKE >YOU!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT EVER E-MAIL THIS ADDRESS AGAIN!!!!!!!! DO YOU >UNDERSTAND???????????? I WILL FILE A LAWSUITE AGAINST YOUR COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Borders.com

>A year ago my first visit to your wonderfull country was about to begin. = >Now I am looking back and may say that I not only enjoyed the visit but = >also learned much about it and it's people. >I never will by many books from your lists, but I am looking with care = >to all the items on it. Please stay sending it to me. Kind regards, = >Johan Juurlink, Oss, the Netherlands.

Horchow

>Maria, Stephanie said that the 4,5 & 6 lines are affected by this
= >outage. It's moving and running but the signals are messed up. Maybe
= >you should take the bus.

Hallmark

This Pesto looks scrumptious! If you make it save me a bite!

Vistaprint

fuck off you cunts!!!

Vistaprint

Could you please start spamming my e-mail.

Vistaprint (In response to an email titled "Who Gives a shirt"?)

Your check out process is pretty shirty.....

American Greetings

Dear all,

It is with great sadness and shock that we have to tell you of the sad news that Arthur, our Father, passed away very suddenly on Sunday 29th April in the early evening. This followed complications from his last hospital admission during the past month.

The funeral will be held at 2.45pm on Monday 14th May at Ipswich Crematorium, 10 Cemetry Lane, Ipswich, Suffolk IP4 2TQ. All enquiries regarding the funeral be directed to Michael Smy Funeral Directors, who can be contacted on 01473 271674.

There will be an announcement in this Saturday's Telegraph. Please could all sympathies and messages be fowarded to the family whose email addresses are as follows:

We are so sorry to have to pass on such sad news, and hope that you will all keep fond memories of our beloved Father.

Sincerely Yours, > >

>Arthur Burnham & Partners Ltd. >arthur@arthurburnham.com >www.arthurburnham.com >++44-(0)1473-602223

Tivo

>are you kidding. i want to kill you guys. I have tried and tried to get
>help and no one answers the phone. Just prompts.
>Plus the one time i did get a person hey told me to buy a new tivo.
>even though the one i have is not broken.
>unbelievable.
>you people should be held accountable for bad product and lack of tech
>support.

Napster

what r u trying to say. r u threatening me!!??im cornholio u butt munch.

Horchow

>PERFECT I COULD DO THAT RIGHT ON YOUR ASS AS I AM F------G YOU!!!! YOU DESERVE IT FOR MOVING SO FAR AWAY!!!!
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>SOME DAY I WILL GET YOU SO ORDER THAT THING AND KEEP IT ON YOU AT ALL TIMES!!! JUST FOR THXX --4 LETTERS UMMMMMMMMM AND THEN IT WOULD BE MY JXX'S ASS---

SCJohnson

> >Hey there! I hope u are having a good day so far...mine is going pretty >good, but it is still early! Maybe WE can make it a little better by getting >together tonight :) I am really glad you got back to me, if everything goes >right I really think we will hit it off well. I don't mean to sound to >forward but I have to tell you I really miss having great sex and I think >you are just what I need right now. Not that this is the first time in my >life I have gone so long without it, but this time feels so much worse for >some reason and you just feel so right!! I am so looking forward to some >naughty fun with you thats for sure...I am getting excited now just thinking >about you! If you can make some time for me tonight that would be great, I'm >definitely ready for you to break my little dry spell... Anyway, I gotta run >but I wanted to get back to you real quick while I had a minute. I wanted to >let you know you can call my cell whenever you want so we can set something >up. I posted my number for you (and a bunch more pics!) at my favorite >personal site it's at http://www.hornyloversonline.com/ashley00 My username >in the site is ashley00. I use this site mainly cause a couple of my friends >use it and it's discreet and safe. It's definitely much better than most >sites I have tried. I do hope you can make some time for me tonight but if >not lets definitely do something tomorrow or Friday.
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>Call me,

Vistaprint

>Why don't you have tshirts in size 5x men size? I cannot order tshirts if
>you don't have my size
=0D

living XL

do you have extra large dildo's?????????????????????????????????////// im big real big most men strap a board to there ass

Jos A Bank

y n da heck do u keep messagin me i dont kno u so stop messagin me!!!!im so serious!!!!!!!!

borders

>ok i am llike telling u all to take this quiz seriosly cuz its like not goi= >ng to determin any thing!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>> who do u like at your shcool= >?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how lod are you?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whats my middle name?= >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do u play maplestory?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if u do wich world= > and whats carectars name?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what dos this look like your mo= >m or your face? (go to atachments)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do u love me?>>>>>>>>>>= >>>>>>>> yo mamma' is it a real yu-gay-ho card>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is pie good?= >>>>>>>tank u for your answers send them back to me when u get done with it = >and send it to more friends !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!= >!!!!!!! like rilye dylan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Borders

>Alan Wood is the gentleman that will identify himself. He
>lives in Traphill NC. When you are ready, I'd like to tell
>you about Alan.
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>It's your call when ready.
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Love you,
>
>j

1-800-flowers

>Thank you for your consideration; however, this gift last year was the
>last of many in a futile attempt to help Pat see a bright future
>together. Alas, roses failed! But all stories don't necessarily have bad
>endings, and neither does this one! So if you would change the key date
>to June 15th for next year, and ironically the special person's name is
>Rose (and yes, the roses from you this spring did obviously work this
>time!). I look forward to your reminder next year and the opportunity to
>give roses to one who appreciates them! Thanks!
>
>Chr

drugstore.com

>interested in wooden qtips

vista

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