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Vistaprint

STOP SPAMMING ME EVERY FUCKING DAY I GET IT YOU ARE HAVING A FUCKING SALE. IF I NEED ANYTHING I WILL LET YOU KNOW. THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR CUSTOMERS.

liz Clairborne

Fuck You Bitch!!!

Vistaprint

I love you...

Hallmark

v1O my O my !!! What fun we shall have! What are we doing again?!
Just kidding. I can hardly wait. I may have to change my toenail color
for the occasion.

LYL

Vistaprint

> *Praise the lord jesus christ *
>*we wanted to do ministries and shake india in any way but JESUS CHRIST name
>to be made high what may be but to do power ministries this from my bottom
>of my heart *
>*in jesus christ*
>*D. K samuel jaba kumar *

Art.com

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

Borders International

>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KISS MY SWINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!= >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Borders INternational

SOOO FUNNY!!! > >>>>9 Things I Hate About Everyone >>>> >>>>1. People who point at their wrist while >>>>asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is >>>>yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>2 People who are willing >>>>to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote >>>>because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. >>>>Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. >>>>Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do >>>>this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I >>>>paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a >>>>choice there, did ya sunshine? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. >>>>Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. >>>>If >>>>it's an improvement, then there must have >>>>been something before it, >>>>couldn't be new. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest >>>>damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>9 When you are waiting for the bus >>>>and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be >>>>standing here, dumbass?

Borders International

>please do not e mail me as i will not be using borders again as the black >community dose not support racist ideas tin tin in the congo

Vistaprint

>Wow...now THAT'S Customer service...
>I won't forget it...
>These things happen...
>By the way, Ricardo was excellent!
>Mike

Sears (Re: You have been unsubscribed)

FINALLY!!!!! I have been trying to get SEARS to quit sending me E-mails for 6 MONTHS!!!!!! Why did you have to torture me????? I closed my SEARS account BECAUSE YOU WOULD NOT STOP SENDING ME UNWANTED E-MAILS!!!!!!! I hope you honor other people's request to stop in the future!!!!!!!! Thank You, FINALLY!!!!!

Borders

*gropes*
HAHA

Borders (Email titled The Biggest Book ever - in reference to the release of the new Harry potter)

>we should soooo goo... would u want to .. cuz i want to... just let me >kno... nd then see if anyone else *wink *wink.. dana... would want to go >too.. so we have a ride.. u guys could sleep over here... but i have >work saturday at 12.. so.. u guys would have to figure out wat u r >doin.. but if u rellie wanna go... then i'll go with ya.. just say the >word...lol.. ttyl > ><3>

Borders

I FULLY BELIEVE THE BIGGEST BOOK EVER IS THE HOLLY BIBLE, AND NOT THIS DEMONIC WRITING MEANT TO BRAINWASH MILLIONS OF YOUNG BRAINS WITH ITS SATANIC LINES. SO, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOUR LACK OF INSPIRATION FOR TITLES

Borders

>It's too bad you don't plan events in a way which is sensitive to your >Jewish customers. Friday night is the beginning of the Sabbath. >Observant Jews will not attend. It would be so nice if it was a >Saturday evening or a Sunday. > >Mitchell Harris >On Jul 18, 2007, at 11:25 PM, Borders Rewards wrote

Borders

>yeah.... ummm... your dorky sissy has one resevred, i will totally be >there friday at midnight. shhhh.... its hard though, bc i have the fluke >tourney saturday morning EARLY.. i am going to be SO tired and sleepy. but >i have to get it!

Borders

Harry Potter is a NERD!

Borders

>Never having been one to suffer fools gladly, I would appreciate advice = >on the best method and time for a moderately cantankerous customer to = >access the Border's store in Bolingbrook, Illinois, pick up her = >'Hallows' book and retreat without being subjected to the two things I = >fear and despise above all others: idiots and hype. I wish to make my = >escape unscathes by wands, costumes (and I will sneer at anyone in = >wizard-like garb), games, prizes and spelling bees. Is there a Borders = >location for people who just want to read and be left alone?? >=20 >I love my Borders store and want the purchase on my rewards account, but = >am beginning to wish I had ordered on Amazon.com and had my book quietly = >delivered to my home on Saturday morning by the nice man whose only = >costume is odd brown shorts.

Borders

Fairwell to all!

Dick

Borders

Borders Rewards,

Guess what! I'm a DAD!


I will endeavor to respond to your email after I finish basking in the joy of fatherhood. Have a GREAT day!

Kyle

Borders

Never send me anything pertaining to Harry Potter satanic CRAP!

1-800-flowers

i did not sign up so f@!>K you

Virgin Mobile

i hate you

1-800-flowers

>Nothing else matters if we can't stay healthy and defeat chronic diseases. >Whole food is the answer!!! That's why God gave us fruits and vegetables..

1-800-flowers

I'm now a "lady of leisure" You can reach me at my new email address:

Sears

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Reader's Digest- Australia

i want 2 no ur nme

Borders

>Please update your address book to nXXXX@jazzyjuggler.com when you can do so spaciously.

Onstar

>What a rip off!
>Did you ever sell Amway!

1-800-flowers

1-800-FLOWERS.COMGood Monday Morning Gorgeous

1-800-flowers

Fuck off!!! My girlfriend broke up with me because you sent her a 12 dead roses!!!

Vistaprint

>Sorry you missed us. We're taking a company camping trip between July 8th-13th. Feel free to contact us after then, for we'll be refreshed and ready to rock and roll on new home loan files.
>
>Have a great week,

Vistaprint

>Advertise on JewishMayhem.com
>The adults-only Zine about Jews and the cool, crazy and comical things =
>that they do

Drugstore.com

>There I was at six-thousand feet over central Iraq, two-hundred-eighty >knots and we're dropping faster than Paris Hilton's panties. It's a >typical September evening in the Persian Gulf, hotter than a rectal >thermometer and I'm sweating like a priest at a Cub Scout meeting. > > >But that's neither here nor there. The night is moonless over Baghdad >tonight, and blacker than a Steven King novel. But it's 2006, folks, and >I'm sporting the latest in night-combat technology - namely, >hand-me-down night vision goggles (NVGs) thrown out by the fighter boys. >Additionally, my 1962 Lockheed C-130E Hercules is equipped with an >obsolete, yet, semi-effective missile warning system (MWS). The MWS >conveniently makes a nice soothing tone in your headset just before the >missile explodes into your airplane. >Who says you can't polish a terd? > > >At any rate, the NVGs are illuminating Baghdad International Airport >like the Las Vegas Strip during a Mike Tyson fight. These NVGs are the >cat's ass. > > > >But I've digressed. The preferred method of approach tonight is the >random shallow. This tactical maneuver allows the pilot to ingress the >landing zone in an unpredictable manner, thus exploiting the supposedly >secured perimeter of the airfield in an attempt to avoid enemy >surface-to-air-missiles and small arms fire. Personally, I wouldn't bet >my pink ass on that theory but the approach is fun as hell and that's >the real reason we fly it. > > >We get a visual on the runway at three miles out, drop down to >one-thousand feet above the ground, still maintaining two-hundred-eighty >knots. Now the fun starts. It's pilot appreciation time as I descend the >mighty Herc to six-hundred feet and smoothly, yet very deliberately, >yank into a sixty degree left bank turning the aircraft ninety degrees >offset from runway heading. As soon as we roll out of the turn, I >reverse turn to the right a full two-hundred-seventy degrees in order to >roll out aligned with the runway. Some aeronautical genius coined this >maneuver the "Ninety/Two-Seventy." Chopping the power During the turn, >I pull back on the yoke just to the point my nether regions start to >sag, bleeding off energy in order to configure the pig for landing. >"Flaps Fifty!, landing Gear Down!, 'Before Landing' Checklist!" I look >over at the copilot and he's shaking like a cat shitting on a sheet of >ice. Looking further back at the navigator, and even through the NVGs, I >can clearly see the wet spot spreading around his crotch. > > >Finally, I glance at my steely eyed flight engineer. His eyebrows rise >in unison as a grin forms on his face. I can tell he's thinking the >same thing I am .... "Where do we find such fine young men?" "Flaps One >Hundred!" I bark at the shaking cat. Now it's all aim-point and >airspeed. Aviation 101, with the exception there are no lights, I'm on >NVGs, it's Baghdad, and now tracers are starting to crisscross the black >sky. Naturally, and not at all surprisingly, I grease the Goodyear's on >brick-one of runway 33 Left, bring the throttles to ground idle and then >force the props to full reverse pitch. > > >Tonight, the sound of freedom is my four Hamilton Standard propellers >chewing through the thick, putrid, Baghdad air. The huge, one-hundred >thirty-thousand pound, lumbering whisper pig comes to a lurching stop in >less than two- thousand feet. Let's see a Viper do that! > > >We exit the runway to a welcoming committee of government issued army >grunts. It's time to download their beans and bullets and letters from >their sweethearts, look for war booty and of course, urinate on Saddam's >home. > >Walking down the crew entry steps with my lowest-bidder, Beretta 2F, 9 >millimeter strapped smartly to my side, look around and thank God, not >Allah, that I'm an American and I'm on the winning team. Then I thank >God I'm not in the Army. > > >Knowing once again I've cheated death, I ask myself, "What in the hell >am I doing in this mess?" Is it Duty, Honor, and Country? You bet your >ass. Or could it possibly be for the glory, the swag, and not to >mention, chicks dig the Air Medal. There's probably some truth there >too. But now is not the time to derive the complexities of the superior, >cerebral properties of the human portion of the aviator-man-machine >model. It is however, time to get out of this hole. "Hey copilot how's >'bout the 'Before Starting Engines' >Checklist." > > >God, I love this job!

Consumer Direct

i like poop!

Vistaprint

> I say break into your house > > >A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials >in ages!!! It explains things better than all >the baloney you hear on TV. > >Her point: > >Recently large demonstrations have taken place >across the country protesting the fact that Congress >is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. > > > >Certain people are angry that >the US might protect its own >borders, might make it harder >to sneak into this country and, >once here, to stay indefinitely. > > >Let me see if I correctly understand >the thinking behind these protests. >Let's say I break into your house. >Let's say that when you discover >me in your house, you insist that I leave. > >But I say, "I've made all >the beds and washed the >dishes and did the laundry >and swept the floors. I've >done all the things you don't >like to do. I'm hard-working >and honest >(except for when I broke into your house). > >According to the protesters: > > >You are Required to let me stay in your house >You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan >You are Required to Educate my kids >You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family > > > >(my husband will do all of your yard work because >he is also hard-working and honest, except for that >breaking in part). > >If you try to call the police or force me out, >I will call my friends who will picket your >house carrying signs that proclaim my >RIGHT to be there. > > >It's only fair, after all, because you have >a nicer house than I do, and I'm just >trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working >and honest, person, except for well, >you know, I did break into your house > > >And what a deal it is for me!!! > >I live in your house, contributing only a >fraction of the cost of my keep, and >there is nothing you can do about it >without being accused of cold, >uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and >bigoted behavior. > >Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you to learn >MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can >communicate with me. > >Why can't people see how ridiculous >this is?! Only in America . >if you agree, pass it on (in English ). >Share it if you see the value of it. > >If not blow it off......... >along with your future Social Security >funds, and a lot of other things. >

Allposters

>I ordered. And that's the last damned time.
>NEVER shaft a Marine.

Virgin Mobile

Bush is killing Americans over there so Osama doesn't have to do it here.

Borders

Fairwell to all!

Borders

>Hi there. Thanks for your enlightening and provocative email. I agree with everything except for the part about the psychedelic gerbils. > >ACTUALLY I'm away in eastern Nevada wrestling coyotes from June 18-July 11 and might reply when i get back. I'm also teaching UCSB Geology summer field camp. > >Have a good great grand summer. >

Sears.com

>42 men; are there any nice plump guys for me and Diane?
>
>luv
>
>Madeline and Diane

Belo Int.

why do you do this to me?

Belo int.

Please ask to Sonics to leave town. I'll help them pack!

1-800-flowers

>You fucking bastard, it isn't true!!! You're liars!!!! I wanted used your >offer but you don't delivery it on time!!!! I fuck you!!! Don't send me >anymore any mail!!!!

CompUSA

FQ....sht mthr fqr

CompUSA

>CompUSA E-Mailthanks for the heads-up, but by 6pm friday, i'm gonna have my >feet up, with an adult beverage watching a good movie.... > >;-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

CompUSA

"Sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue."

Drugstore.com

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! MY HUSBAND IS DEAD BECAUSE OF COMPANIES LIKE >YOU!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT EVER E-MAIL THIS ADDRESS AGAIN!!!!!!!! DO YOU >UNDERSTAND???????????? I WILL FILE A LAWSUITE AGAINST YOUR COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Borders.com

>A year ago my first visit to your wonderfull country was about to begin. = >Now I am looking back and may say that I not only enjoyed the visit but = >also learned much about it and it's people. >I never will by many books from your lists, but I am looking with care = >to all the items on it. Please stay sending it to me. Kind regards, = >Johan Juurlink, Oss, the Netherlands.

Horchow

>Maria, Stephanie said that the 4,5 & 6 lines are affected by this
= >outage. It's moving and running but the signals are messed up. Maybe
= >you should take the bus.

Hallmark

This Pesto looks scrumptious! If you make it save me a bite!

Vistaprint

fuck off you cunts!!!

Vistaprint

Could you please start spamming my e-mail.

Vistaprint (In response to an email titled "Who Gives a shirt"?)

Your check out process is pretty shirty.....

American Greetings

Dear all,

It is with great sadness and shock that we have to tell you of the sad news that Arthur, our Father, passed away very suddenly on Sunday 29th April in the early evening. This followed complications from his last hospital admission during the past month.

The funeral will be held at 2.45pm on Monday 14th May at Ipswich Crematorium, 10 Cemetry Lane, Ipswich, Suffolk IP4 2TQ. All enquiries regarding the funeral be directed to Michael Smy Funeral Directors, who can be contacted on 01473 271674.

There will be an announcement in this Saturday's Telegraph. Please could all sympathies and messages be fowarded to the family whose email addresses are as follows:

We are so sorry to have to pass on such sad news, and hope that you will all keep fond memories of our beloved Father.

Sincerely Yours, > >

>Arthur Burnham & Partners Ltd. >arthur@arthurburnham.com >www.arthurburnham.com >++44-(0)1473-602223

Tivo

>are you kidding. i want to kill you guys. I have tried and tried to get
>help and no one answers the phone. Just prompts.
>Plus the one time i did get a person hey told me to buy a new tivo.
>even though the one i have is not broken.
>unbelievable.
>you people should be held accountable for bad product and lack of tech
>support.

Napster

what r u trying to say. r u threatening me!!??im cornholio u butt munch.

Horchow

>PERFECT I COULD DO THAT RIGHT ON YOUR ASS AS I AM F------G YOU!!!! YOU DESERVE IT FOR MOVING SO FAR AWAY!!!!
>
>SOME DAY I WILL GET YOU SO ORDER THAT THING AND KEEP IT ON YOU AT ALL TIMES!!! JUST FOR THXX --4 LETTERS UMMMMMMMMM AND THEN IT WOULD BE MY JXX'S ASS---

SCJohnson

> >Hey there! I hope u are having a good day so far...mine is going pretty >good, but it is still early! Maybe WE can make it a little better by getting >together tonight :) I am really glad you got back to me, if everything goes >right I really think we will hit it off well. I don't mean to sound to >forward but I have to tell you I really miss having great sex and I think >you are just what I need right now. Not that this is the first time in my >life I have gone so long without it, but this time feels so much worse for >some reason and you just feel so right!! I am so looking forward to some >naughty fun with you thats for sure...I am getting excited now just thinking >about you! If you can make some time for me tonight that would be great, I'm >definitely ready for you to break my little dry spell... Anyway, I gotta run >but I wanted to get back to you real quick while I had a minute. I wanted to >let you know you can call my cell whenever you want so we can set something >up. I posted my number for you (and a bunch more pics!) at my favorite >personal site it's at http://www.hornyloversonline.com/ashley00 My username >in the site is ashley00. I use this site mainly cause a couple of my friends >use it and it's discreet and safe. It's definitely much better than most >sites I have tried. I do hope you can make some time for me tonight but if >not lets definitely do something tomorrow or Friday.
>
>Call me,

Vistaprint

>Why don't you have tshirts in size 5x men size? I cannot order tshirts if
>you don't have my size
=0D

living XL

do you have extra large dildo's?????????????????????????????????////// im big real big most men strap a board to there ass

Jos A Bank

y n da heck do u keep messagin me i dont kno u so stop messagin me!!!!im so serious!!!!!!!!

borders

>ok i am llike telling u all to take this quiz seriosly cuz its like not goi= >ng to determin any thing!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>> who do u like at your shcool= >?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how lod are you?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whats my middle name?= >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do u play maplestory?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if u do wich world= > and whats carectars name?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what dos this look like your mo= >m or your face? (go to atachments)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do u love me?>>>>>>>>>>= >>>>>>>> yo mamma' is it a real yu-gay-ho card>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is pie good?= >>>>>>>tank u for your answers send them back to me when u get done with it = >and send it to more friends !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!= >!!!!!!! like rilye dylan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Borders

>Alan Wood is the gentleman that will identify himself. He
>lives in Traphill NC. When you are ready, I'd like to tell
>you about Alan.
>
>It's your call when ready.
>
>
Love you,
>
>j

1-800-flowers

>Thank you for your consideration; however, this gift last year was the
>last of many in a futile attempt to help Pat see a bright future
>together. Alas, roses failed! But all stories don't necessarily have bad
>endings, and neither does this one! So if you would change the key date
>to June 15th for next year, and ironically the special person's name is
>Rose (and yes, the roses from you this spring did obviously work this
>time!). I look forward to your reminder next year and the opportunity to
>give roses to one who appreciates them! Thanks!
>
>Chr

drugstore.com

>interested in wooden qtips

vista

I AM DICK CXCHXTTI
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>Dxxxxxx@aol.com
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>I AM ON YOUR MAILING LIST AND MAKE PURCHASES FROM TIME TO TIME
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>I AM INTERESTED IN YOUR MULTI PURPOSE LABELS AND WOULD ASK IF YOU MAKE >
>LABELS LARGER THAN THOSE LISTED ON THE ADVERTISEMENT YOU SENT ME THIS MORNIN=
>G.

American greetings.

>You're a piece of work! I'm sitting here drooling over the chocolate = >wearable clothing. Gotta go home and get a piece of that special dark.

Plow & Hearth

>I still ahvent got my throw pillows what is going on?

Sears

sears.com
Sorry, I will not be going to any Sears events or spending any
money at Sears at all until CBS renews the series Jericho for another
season.

Sincerely

>Hello: Thanks for the upddate. I do have a beef, however.
>
>We have paid into this calling fund just a couple of times, yet never = >used it. There are two reasons:
>
>1. It is often the male of a couple who is given personal instruction = >in using this feature; > >2. While you happily accept our payment for telephone time in advance, = >there is no prior notice BEFORE the minutes run out. Consequently we = >have never used the phone in our vehicle despite having paid into the = >"fund". >

>You might consider making some changes to plug these omissions. >
>Thanks for the ear.

Sears

> >Thank you for contacting electmovement.com > >We are sorry to say this email address is cancelled due to over quota of SPAM emails. > >If you know how to contact jeremy, then contact him through other means. If not, you can get in touch with him via: www.myspace.com/jmiah143 > >Thank you :)

Sears

Remember, JESUS LOVES YOU so very much !!

1800flowers

>have you stupid fuckers shoved these flowers up your great big collective >ass yet? if not, then why?

American Greetings

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Vistaprint

>Thank you for contacting me through HandsInMotion.info! I will be happy to reply by email within 24 hours.

Vistaprint

>PEACE! AND THANKS FA HITTIN KHAOS....THE FUNKY LIL CHEESE DOODLE OF THE PHUKBOIZ...IM GONNA MAKE SURE I GET BACK TO YOU A.S.A.P YA COMMMENTZ N QUESTIONZ R IMPROTANT TO ME SO, B EXPECTING YA RESPONSE!! PEACE

Sears

>We ordered a swimming pool about 2 weeks ago.=C2=A0 It was to be delivered.= >=C2=A0 We have not heard anything yet.=C2=A0 What's the status?

Neiman Marcus

emailwtf? should I do with this? oh and thanks for = >signing me up to victoria secrets got my catalog yesterday.....god those = >babies are hot!!!!!!!1

Neiman Marcus

>Fire!! >How much is it? $410

Neiman Marcus

>Fire!! >How much is it? $410

Neiman Marcus

>I gotta say that I'm not crazy about this dress. It's probably my >least favorite. The pattern is mediocre and the seam around the >busline doesn't seem well-done. Eh...On a scale from 1 to 10, I give >it a 4.
>
>Rebekah

Newport News

Thanks "friend"!!!

Nordstrom

Hallo nordstrom =0D > =0D >Please office must come to me home book new catalogs nordstrom when?=0D

Teleflora

>Do y'all offer the pot o piss bouquet? What is the price delivered to = >Brandon, IA?

Teleflora

>time to grow up and be an adult

Vitamin Shoppe

>I have received your message.
>
>They may forget what you say ,but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Golf.com

here is a golf email that comes to me for some strange reason.

Neiman Marcus

>I willl be at the National Stationery Show in NYC for the rest of the week >and
>I will be back in the office on Tuesday 5-22.

FlyBE

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Vistaprint

>Dear
>
>How are you doing? I hope you are doing wonderful. Well, I’m going to get
>right to the point.
>
>I am a single parent on a mission – to pay for my child’s Individualize
>Tutoring Program, which cost almost $6,000. My child is academically 2
>years behind grade level. I’ve decided to use Pre-Paid Legal as one of my
>target ways to get the funds needed to bring him up to grade level within
>the next school year.
>
>Even if it means begging - to get the help my child needs.
>
>Now, you are wondering how you can help…. By becoming a part of Pre-Paid
>Legal membership and maintaining that membership for at least 4 months and
>actually using it.
>
>The cost is as little as $2.50 per day.
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Vistaprint

>
>VISTAPRINT,
>
>I can only pay with Debit card or else you send me a Payment Giro for me to fill and pay. Thks. I do not believe in the security of Credit Cards and hence do not transact with any!

Horchow

>Thanks. I entered, although I can't say it's one of my favorite stores. Too snooty for me. I guess I'm just not gay enough! :)
>
>This horrible year seems to go on and on. Now my boss has been diagnosed with breast cancer and will probably have to have a mastectomy. She's got large breasts and I think they've always been her pride and joy. She's having a tough time with it.
>
>I'm so glad we have the cruise coming. I really want to get away.

Horchow

It's really cute. I didn't realize you could only buy it today, and I had to go the doctors, go see my tutor, stop at my mom's, go to Trader Joe's and then home to get Phil off the bus.
Sorry!

1-800-flowers; 30 Peruvian Lilies and FREE vase for only $34.99

>Thank you baby!!
>
>=20
>
>I love you always!! >
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>
>BTW - This is my other email address also XXXXXX@hotmail.com

Horchow

>Robin,
>Oh my gosh.... I have the pattern marked to show you tomorrow from
>Kookoobearkids.com. I love it! I just want a little of the pattern - not too
>babyish with all the vintage pattern. Kookoobearkids.com catalog show it
>nicer with more red and blue(with the same color paint as Raymond's room).
>They also have some really cool vintage prints and bathroom accessories to
>carry the them into his bathroom. See you tomorrow at 2.
>
>I saw some nice girl's bedding at Fortunoff yesterday - they have a few >really nice already made bedding. >

Horchow

>Michelle, >
>Are we thinking for the master bath or outside or what? >
>I like both of them, but the cheetah is funkier, don't you think? >

Neiman Marcus

>I love it more than the other one and i can see you rocking it too. I >went to Macy's last nite yo they have soem nice dress

Neiman Marcus

It is kinda like vegas with a beach

drugstore.com

>Do you sell ephedrine hcl? If you do not sell ephedrine, do you
>know a good place to buy it?

Newport News

HELLO!
>
> Could you please have this order delivered to the Back Porch, under the Mailbox? > The shipping address is still the same. Thank You in advance for your acknowledgement > of my request.

Nordstrom

>DEAR SIR,
>
>WE ARE DEALING WITH GARMENTS BUSINESS IN BANGLADESH AND WE CAN PROVIDE YOU
>YOUR BRANDED GARMENTS MAINTAINING GOOD QUALITY AND COMPLIANCE WITH YOUR >PRODUCTS QUALITY.
>
>KINDLY GIVE US A CHANCE TO SUPPLY YOUR RECOMENDED GARMENTS TO FULL FIL YOUR
>SATISFACTION. IF YOU THINK PLS SEND YOUR SPECIFICATION SHEET, QUANTITY AND
>PORT OF DELIVERY. SO, WE CAN QUOTE OUR VERY COMPETITIVE PRICE.
>
>BEST REGARDS,

Nordstrom

>Hi Amy,
>
>Thanks for the dircetions.
>
>Bill and I are planning to get to East Greenbush in the late afternoon.
>Katie said that you and Derrick were planning a cookout or something for =
>dinner that night. I would like to bring cookies and icecream if it is =
>okay. Let us know what time you want us to come over, and if there is =
>anything else we can bring.
>Can't wait to see everyone.
>Love to you,
XX D

Nordstrom

>I was very disappointed with the new Nordstrom Fashion Rewards program. I >was issued a level two card that was $146.00 short of being a level three! >If you were to count my cash purchases and American Express purchases, etc >than I would have well exceeded the $10,000 amount or the $146.00 that I was >short. I have been a loyal Nordstrom shopper and am quite offended that I am >put in the same category as those that spend only $2,000! >I was very instrumental in getting the Nordstrom store located in Galleria >at Tyler rather than Moreno Valley. I collected signatures, etc and presented >them to the City for approval. Moreno Valley & Riverside both wanted the >store location but fortunately the Riverside area won out! I am so upset with >the level you have given me that I am considering closing my Nordy visa and >shopping at the new Bloomingdale's recently opened at South Coast Plaza. It >is a great store and I am in Orange County often so the distance would not be >a problem. If I had not exceeded the $10,000 than I would understand it but >I used our company American Express for Christmas gifts and also paid cash >that put me well over the level two! >Sincerely, >
XXXXXXXX

Onstar

>Awesome!!!!!! I really enjoyed it. My guess is that is going to be a hit. The baby hit an emotional chord with me. Thank you.

Borders Intl.

>Hi
>How do you enrol in magic school?
>Thanks!
>Irum

Poeple.com

>bon jovi have anice day ps a reality story i have to reach bon jovi plewse = >email myself back truth be told sabation bach and karen james a realkity st= >ory insane looking in my court papers false doucamtions

People.com

thank you for sending me the kate walsh was ingaged message i really appreci= >ate it .

Khoub.com

What time is it? Do you think the boys are too young?

DallasNews.com

>Is this for woman only?=20

Horchow

Karen, I have had my eye on this console for the past 2 years! Do you think this could work in our dining room or is it too heavy?

Liz Outlet

>I do not work on cmapus during the SUMMER.
>Except for a class on Tuesday night -I intend to be at the BEACH as much
>as possible.
>I hope you will enjoy your summer too

Liz Clairborne

>stop e-mailing my i am a boy.

Neiman Marcus

>beautiful, but think of the bra, and how satin looks on your body

Neiman Marcus

>Nice work buddy! Check the men's dept. BFF ~DC

Neiman Marcus

>This is cute but maybe a little stark for a wedding dress.

Borders

dont you dear rit my anything e-mail agian sucker

Borders

>I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR LARGE ADS FEATURING THE BOOK WITH WITCH CRAFT
> PLEASE DISCONTINUE THIS
> IF YOU CANNOT
> I WILL CANCEL MY MEMBERSHIP IN YOUR REWARDS CLUB
> I WILL BUY MY BOOKS ELSEWHERE
>
> SINCERELY,
> RACHEL STONELAKE

Borders

>Once again=2C I receive an email with coupons for almost everything EXCE=
>PT coffee purchases=2E > =
>
>Why do you discriminate against your coffee drinking customers

Borders

>Hi San--will try to get the pizzas
>The weather forecast for Lawrence is:
>Fri high 76/low 55
>Sat--high 80 low 60
>Sun High 81/low 64
>See you Friday my dear