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SOOO FUNNY!!! > >>>>9 Things I Hate About Everyone >>>> >>>>1. People who point at their wrist while >>>>asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is >>>>yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>2 People who are willing >>>>to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote >>>>because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. >>>>Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. >>>>Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do >>>>this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I >>>>paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a >>>>choice there, did ya sunshine? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. >>>>Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. >>>>If >>>>it's an improvement, then there must have >>>>been something before it, >>>>couldn't be new. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest >>>>damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>9 When you are waiting for the bus >>>>and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be >>>>standing here, dumbass?