Borders

>Never having been one to suffer fools gladly, I would appreciate advice = >on the best method and time for a moderately cantankerous customer to = >access the Border's store in Bolingbrook, Illinois, pick up her = >'Hallows' book and retreat without being subjected to the two things I = >fear and despise above all others: idiots and hype. I wish to make my = >escape unscathes by wands, costumes (and I will sneer at anyone in = >wizard-like garb), games, prizes and spelling bees. Is there a Borders = >location for people who just want to read and be left alone?? >=20 >I love my Borders store and want the purchase on my rewards account, but = >am beginning to wish I had ordered on Amazon.com and had my book quietly = >delivered to my home on Saturday morning by the nice man whose only = >costume is odd brown shorts.