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> *Praise the lord jesus christ *
>*we wanted to do ministries and shake india in any way but JESUS CHRIST name
>to be made high what may be but to do power ministries this from my bottom
>of my heart *
>*in jesus christ*
>*D. K samuel jaba kumar *

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

Borders International

>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KISS MY SWINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!= >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SOOO FUNNY!!! > >>>>9 Things I Hate About Everyone >>>> >>>>1. People who point at their wrist while >>>>asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is >>>>yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>2 People who are willing >>>>to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote >>>>because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. >>>>Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. >>>>Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do >>>>this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I >>>>paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a >>>>choice there, did ya sunshine? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. >>>>Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. >>>>If >>>>it's an improvement, then there must have >>>>been something before it, >>>>couldn't be new. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest >>>>damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>9 When you are waiting for the bus >>>>and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be >>>>standing here, dumbass?

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>please do not e mail me as i will not be using borders again as the black >community dose not support racist ideas tin tin in the congo

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>Wow...now THAT'S Customer service...
>I won't forget it...
>These things happen...
>By the way, Ricardo was excellent!
>Mike

Sears (Re: You have been unsubscribed)

FINALLY!!!!! I have been trying to get SEARS to quit sending me E-mails for 6 MONTHS!!!!!! Why did you have to torture me????? I closed my SEARS account BECAUSE YOU WOULD NOT STOP SENDING ME UNWANTED E-MAILS!!!!!!! I hope you honor other people's request to stop in the future!!!!!!!! Thank You, FINALLY!!!!!

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*gropes*
HAHA

Borders (Email titled The Biggest Book ever - in reference to the release of the new Harry potter)

>we should soooo goo... would u want to .. cuz i want to... just let me >kno... nd then see if anyone else *wink *wink.. dana... would want to go >too.. so we have a ride.. u guys could sleep over here... but i have >work saturday at 12.. so.. u guys would have to figure out wat u r >doin.. but if u rellie wanna go... then i'll go with ya.. just say the >word...lol.. ttyl > ><3>

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I FULLY BELIEVE THE BIGGEST BOOK EVER IS THE HOLLY BIBLE, AND NOT THIS DEMONIC WRITING MEANT TO BRAINWASH MILLIONS OF YOUNG BRAINS WITH ITS SATANIC LINES. SO, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOUR LACK OF INSPIRATION FOR TITLES

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>It's too bad you don't plan events in a way which is sensitive to your >Jewish customers. Friday night is the beginning of the Sabbath. >Observant Jews will not attend. It would be so nice if it was a >Saturday evening or a Sunday. > >Mitchell Harris >On Jul 18, 2007, at 11:25 PM, Borders Rewards wrote

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>yeah.... ummm... your dorky sissy has one resevred, i will totally be >there friday at midnight. shhhh.... its hard though, bc i have the fluke >tourney saturday morning EARLY.. i am going to be SO tired and sleepy. but >i have to get it!

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Harry Potter is a NERD!

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>Never having been one to suffer fools gladly, I would appreciate advice = >on the best method and time for a moderately cantankerous customer to = >access the Border's store in Bolingbrook, Illinois, pick up her = >'Hallows' book and retreat without being subjected to the two things I = >fear and despise above all others: idiots and hype. I wish to make my = >escape unscathes by wands, costumes (and I will sneer at anyone in = >wizard-like garb), games, prizes and spelling bees. Is there a Borders = >location for people who just want to read and be left alone?? >=20 >I love my Borders store and want the purchase on my rewards account, but = >am beginning to wish I had ordered on Amazon.com and had my book quietly = >delivered to my home on Saturday morning by the nice man whose only = >costume is odd brown shorts.

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Fairwell to all!

Dick

Borders

Borders Rewards,

Guess what! I'm a DAD!


I will endeavor to respond to your email after I finish basking in the joy of fatherhood. Have a GREAT day!

Kyle

Borders

Never send me anything pertaining to Harry Potter satanic CRAP!

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i did not sign up so f@!>K you

Virgin Mobile

i hate you

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>Nothing else matters if we can't stay healthy and defeat chronic diseases. >Whole food is the answer!!! That's why God gave us fruits and vegetables..